The Storm is on her way.

floats face down past your blog

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from hotTubSharts reading: and then maybe she'll wake you again at 6 to the sound of her puking on the floor. maybe /End ID]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

i am sad plz reblog/tag with something that has made u happy recently

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Walter Skinner is a single mother of two of the most difficult kids ever. He hates them. They run away whenever he turns around, they bite other kids, they crash his important meetings, and they abuse their authority as FBI agents. Naturally, he sends them to bed with no dinner, but that's mean and goes against the parenting books so I guess they can have the X-Files back. They break vases around the house and blame it on aliens, which doesn't look good in a report please find a more believable suspect please. They've pulled a gun on him (On multiple occasions). HOW DARE YOU PUT EITHER OF THEM IN DANGER! He will kill you for doing that! Threatening them is his job and- Hey!- DON'T GIVE HIM PARENTING ADVICE! Dana Scully is a very accomplished agent AND a medical doctor. and Mulder hasn't bitten anyone in 2 days.