Allison Chanes

I don’t want to reincarnate into a beautiful lotus flower. I want to reincarnate into the most evil orca in the world

"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

stove top role playing game

glad they added new maps to baseball

i could not survive in ancient greece i would be spending all my money on red figure kraters or whatever. my husband would come home like where did all of the funds for influencing votes go and i'd be like honey look this amphora's got achilles and ajax playing dice on it

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.