its about the riverdale posting

Look say what you will about riverdale. I’m lying you can’t say anything about riverdale. But the women on there were like…… so insane it made me want to jump up and down. Women are NEVER allowed to be as feral with no consequences in media as they were in riverdale. Betty didn’t have a maternal bone in her body and it was just like a normal trait of hers??? Cheryl was downright cruel a lot of the time and she was ALLOWED TO BE. She got nicer but only to the main cast bc they befriended her. Veronica loved illegal business practices and she murdered her dad and she was never even in DANGER of going to prison. I love this show. Let women be people like they are on riverdale…

imagine being 16 year old Hiram Lodge and watching your dad gunned down and then killing three men to avenge him and then going to school on Monday morning and Daryl fucking Doiley asks if you want to play some role playing game after school of course you fucking do

as riverdale unfortunately nears its end, it’s important that we remember, together, one final time: lili reinhart was in hustlers.

Riverdale Heritage Post

imagine being charles and your two half-siblings are dating. but also you probably don’t care bc you’re dating a guy who pretended to be you and you’re serial killers or something so it’s like whatever i guess

for example. reggie both is an archie variant and desires archie carnally. jughead however is not an archie, but he does want archie. hiram wants archie and is also a terrible father figure to him. uncle frank is just a terrible father figure. moose is an archie. monroe is archie adjacent, but definitely desires archie. kevin wants archie. so on and so forth.

Do you think the person who made that original hiram is hiram forever meme knows that they changed the speech patterns of a group of tumblr users forever

I think Archie would've been an awesome teen dad but the rest of the core four would be in the student lounge complaining like have you noticed that Archie is spending all his time with that fuck ass Freddie....? And Kevin would be sitting there like sorry do you mean his actual child?