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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Poison Belt The Game!

An interactive retelling of the original sci-fi novella from 1913, with added silly bits.

Customise your characters profession and choose from appropriately Doylean hobbies. Will you be (for example) a spiritualist who can see ghosts, a wannabe cowboy with amazing science skillz, or  a doctor with strangely intense sexual magnetism?

I made this in 48 hours while chugging down lots of Mountain Dew so just temper your expectations, ok?

Screenshots of this real game which is real:

Play it online here: (Yes, this is entirely real, for real, it's real and I made it.)

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

A c1930 sterling silver cigarette case with enameled flies. Made by Thomae & Co, a Massachusetts silversmith active from 1920 to 1958. Some examples of this case are marked Tiffany & Co, as Thomae produced it for Tiffany as well. Weighs 134.7 grams or 4.33 ounces. 

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

Behold, King Stefan's castle. And in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate. Why, 'tis the selfsame peasant maid who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed most wondrous fair, gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red, red rose. ageless sleep, she finds repose. The years roll by. But a hundred years, to a steadfast heart, are but a day. And now, the gates of a dungeon part and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides on his noble steed,a valiant figure, straight and tall- to wake his love with "love's first kiss"...and prove that "true love" conquers all!