Hoo Will Love A Lad Insane?

*watches shows while eating crunchy snacks* i cant hear shit

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

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how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

Smug face of a free man

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches