Land of Ash and Glass

Luffy: Big, dramatic “What?!” He immediately grabs your face and gives you a kiss, looking worried when he pulls away. “Are you okay now?” Yes, Captain, you certainly are now.

Nami: “It’ll cost you,” she says. “I’ll pay anything! Please!” Nami smiles and kisses you. “I’ll collect later,” she promises.

Zoro: “You won’t die from a lack of kisses,” he says. But all it takes is for you to pout or really insist that you need it to live. He’ll relent and play along, giving you a brief but earnest kiss. BUT if Sanji is watching, he’ll immediately kiss you from the start just to hold it over the cook.

Sanji: Heart eyes, blushing, he becomes a mess of adoration. All he can manage to respond is with “Of course!” before he kisses you passionately. Thankfully, he’s a good kisser even when he’s flustered. Sanji thinks about your little ploy for the rest of the day.

Usopp: Matches your energy, responding with the same dramatics. He’s also flustered, but commits to the bit. “Then count on me to provide!” he says with his chest thrust out, and then dips you back for a kiss.

Franky: “You got it, baby!” he says, and kisses you. If you hype him up with a “you saved me!” he’ll do his signature pose.

Robin: She giggles and gives you a soft, sweet little kiss. If she’s feeling frisky, you might feel another set of lips elsewhere on your body, where the crew can’t see…

Brook: “But I don’t have lips! Yohohoho!” he says, just to get you to laugh. “Kiss me anyway?” you ask. “Really? You don’t mind?” You nod. “Well, then how can I deny such a sweet request?” He carefully holds your head in his bony hands, then presses his teeth to your lips. He’s so overcome by joy he jumps up, spins around, and yohohoho’s in delight.

Jinbe: Blushes and stammers. Even if you’re already in a relationship, he’s a bit shy with PDA. It may take a little begging, but he’ll do it; your smile is worth the embarrassment.

Marco: “Actually, according to my expertise…” he cups your cheek and kisses you. “You need at least three.” He kisses you two more times, then a few more, however many it takes to make you giggle.

Ace: He blushes, but laughs, pulling you in for a kiss. Poor boy tends to easily get a hard-on from prolonged kissing, so he doesn’t let it last too long if you two don’t have privacy.

Izou: To your surprise, he kisses you without any comment. Then he keeps kissing you, turning it into an impromptu make-out session. Your surrounding crewmates will definitely wolf whistle and raise a fuss that makes you embarrassed. You try to get Izou to stop, but he taunts you that you started it, you can’t back out now. Will probably use his Commander privileges to shirk duties for a bit and take you back to his room.

Thatch: “Oh, really? Well, I guess it can’t be helped,” he says, and kisses you tenderly. Even if he’s busy, he’ll stop for a quick kiss. He’s all smiles afterward, cheered up from your antics. Be careful; he might get cuteness aggression that he’ll act out later, when he has more time…

Jozu: “Hmph.” He crosses his arms. “Hmph?” you repeat, pouting. “Don’t give me that look. It hurts my back to bend over so far,” he explains. You tug on his hand until he lowers it to you, then climb up his arm and perch on his massive shoulder pad. “How ‘bout now?” “Hmph,” he says, but leans to peck your cheek. You go “yes!” and hop back down, and he smiles when you’re not looking.

Vista: Plays along without missing a beat. “Worry not, my dear,” he says, leading you by the arms in a little spin. He dances a few steps with you, then dips you back. “You’ll never go wanting with me.” He kisses you just right, not too lewd but not chaste either, the perfect balance of sweetness and desire for the perfect gentleman.

Blamenco: Chuckles and kisses you without any fuss. He always tends to give you what you want and is very laid-back.

Rakuyo: Laughs from deep in his gut, amused. He tilts up your chin, grinning, and kisses you. “All you ever need to do is ask, baby.”

Namur: (The blorbo that prompted this whole thing, has his own ficlet here.)

Blenheim: Very pleased to have been chosen for one of your silly games. He picks you up and pecks you on the lips. “Need me to kiss anywhere else?” he murmurs with a waggle of his eyebrows.

Curiel: To your surprise, he kisses your neck, open-mouthed and hot. You gasp and clutch the fabric of his coat. “Curiel!” you whine. “Is this not what you needed?” he teases.

Kingdew: Blushes deeply, hands held up defensively. “But I…I can’t…But you…” You keep looking expectantly, and he finally gives a swift kiss to the top of your head. “There!” He says and hurriedly leaves in a flustered mess.

Haruta: Blushing, his tone is accusatory. “What are you up to now?” “Hurry, Haruta!” “But—!” “I won’t last much longer!” you insist, tugging on his puffy collar. He grits his teeth, glancing aside. Finally he presses his lips to yours. You repress a laugh when he does; his kiss is soft and gentle, a dead giveaway to how much he likes you. “You’re welcome, brat,” he says, crossing his arms and pretending he didn’t like it.

Atmos: He smiles wide, giggling nervously. But he picks you up and smooches your cheek. Brags about it for the rest of the week.

Jiru: Before you can even finish what you were saying, he kisses you firmly with a joyful “mwah!” He’s very good an anticipating you, from your actions to your needs.