What do you think being in a polycule with peridot and lapis would be like?
"Blue and Green makes a Team
Lapis Lazuli x Peridot x Reader
Author's Note: First poly relationship request, woohoo. Still suck at titles if you can't tell.
Warnings: Mentions of Lapis fusion with Jasper, small graphic violence, Peridot being an ipad kid, small bit of angst.
With these two, it's either very chill and relaxing or just straight up chaos.
Peridot deems herself as the 'leader' of the relationship, but you and Lapis just coo at her while she scolds you both (not out of malice).
Whenever you three go flying, Lapis is carrying you and Peridot on her back while you three travel around and go sight-seeing.
Lapis and Peridot always get you to watch their favourite show while you show them your own interests as well.
Whenever Steven and the Gems leave you three in charge of watching Beach City, you always act as the Voice of Reason over these two while they just... yeah.
Peridot would always try to impress you and Lapis with her metallic powers, which you and Lapis (mostly you) encourage and hype her up.
Pumpkin loves you, as he always rubs himself near you and cuddles himself against you (making Peridot and Lapis awe at the sight).
Whenever you three go to Beach City, you three are
Steven finds your relationship with each other so cute, Amethyst acts as the fourth wheel, Pearl doesn't mind at all and enjoys your company, and Garnet has all three of your backs and 100% support from her.
Fusion is rarely involved with your guy's relationship as Lapis has trauma with fusion, and Peridot isn't up to the whole sensually dancing, which you are fine with.
You all still love each other, with or without fusion.
Though, you three separately go to Garnet for love advice almost all the time.
If you were a gem, nothing would change to be honest since three of you guys are gems.
If you were a human though, these two would be really excited and interested about human culture and yourself.
Of course, Steven showed them everything but since you are their partner, they still want to know your perspective of life.
Though, since gems don't age, in private these two are very upset and constantly reminded that you humans age and will have to pass away one day.
But let's not dwell on that.
You three love dancing to songs, so dance night is every night for you three.
Swimming is a go to hobby for you three as well. Even if you can't swim, Lapis will assist you while Peridot will be your cheerleader.
Cooking is also fun when you guys don't burn down Steven's house as well.
Overall, Lapis and Peridot are very much happy, prideful (on Peridot's side), and grateful to have an amazing partner like you.
