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HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED

d-o-llf-a-ce

We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

themagentacolor

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

alexandragrace

Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

mortaljpg

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

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World Heritage Post

#I assume she would have to use some other sort of dye #like large scale cloth dying vats #because of the era not just the logistics

thepromiscuousfinger

#god I wish we could get the pizza place to do this with Mushrooms #4x mushrooms means four times as many #they apparently know who we are but rarely go more than 2x

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segamascott

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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I dedicate this post to my cousin Leah who was gonna FaceTime me and then didn't because she had "corndog bloat" and needed to "sweat it out on the beanbag chair". That sounds really scary, Leah. We're all praying for you.

escuerzoresucitado

randomitemdrop

Item: Orb of Prestige secretly containing a guy

aromanticduck

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

so-much-for-subtlety

#this is equal parts an adorable kitty kitty #and a creature from a survival horror #that dances on the edge of your peripheral vision #until act three when you finally have to accept that it's not a figment of your imagination

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sylvyspritii

My notifications look so much more fun this way

eater-of-the-sand

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

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@kittybroker

kittybroker

Jiggy friend bouncing all around for the low low price of only $19.19!

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lowpawly

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

lowpawly

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

octavio-world

reblog to survive

#I am having a TIME

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collection

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katiemonz

happy belated birthday blue rat

tails will put your ass on blast dont even doubt

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winterweary

This made me laugh out loud

76ello

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

ceruleanfuckup

The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo

derinthescarletpescatarian

This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.

"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?

"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?

"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??

thetetra

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

derinthescarletpescatarian

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

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