Jamie Lisa Ann

das right bitch step ur motherf*cking christmas card game up 

i need someone who wants to stay through the parts that aren’t pretty

you know you're a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles

What the fuk.

girl WHAT

#have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge 

omg

I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like a military operation decorating the room and he was standing there useless so they told him to put an Ikea lamp together and he completely fucked it up.

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“