Juno's Blog

If I was to ever write an article about how the inaccessibility of bottom surgery impacts the lives of trans women I would feel morally obligated to title it “what no pussy does to a motherfucker”

being overstimulated is like. the colours hunt me for sport and sound is the same as the texture of wet noodles in a sink

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

one of the symptoms of autism in women is having a penis

the way "lockdown" means "keep going to work but no seeing your friends allowed" instead of "stop working here's some UBI and free food and rent is suspended indefinitely as we employ highly-paid workers with proper PPE and unlimited PTO to work on massive infrastructural improvements to indoor ventilation systems across the country. all vaccine patents have been nullified btw"