Something Funny Happened on the Way to the Future

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

The notes are just middle class Americans saying “don’t romanticize this horrible poverty UwU real people have to live like this UwU it’s not aesthetic it’s a stark and sobeeing reality of misery and poverty” and Eastern Europeans responding with baffled fury at them because it just looks like their childhood homes or their grandma’s kitchen.

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

it’s been weeks but everytime I put my car in reverse I think about this post. i thought nge couldn’t damage me further

wait

i am tired and i will never be free