Welcome To Jamestown

every day i think about how lucky grace and rocky are that theyre each others exact type of annoying freak and only sometimes get on each other's nerves. grace is the right amount of pushover to not mind rocky's bossiness but they're both clever and curious enough to be driven to learn everything about each other. any other two beings stuck in a ship together would have killed each other brutally and it is some chance miracle of the universe that grace and rocky like each other enough to not do that

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Who in their right mind just leaves a post-it note on somebody's forehead

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked