I guess it’s all about the beard, part 2

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I guess it’s all about the beard, part 2

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Knight Duties by La Draws
[Art of a Black knight, shown in profile from the knees up. He is wearing full armor with his shield and helmet strapped to his back. His hair is close-cropped. He’s standing next to a white horse who has their head lowered. The knight looks serious and determined. ]
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If you're into puzzles: I illustrated a great big one for the Magic Puzzle Company, and it's now available through their website!
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Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate
I know i know I said I draw Eldritch Eol next but Mushroom Eldritch Dior just wanted to be drawn first 🙏
I wanted him to be as beautiful as Luthien but my hc is that he has Thingols silver hair and height
he would be irresistible to maiars like poisonous cat nip😌✨️
His eldritch plant based powers are mushrooms his favorite is green elf cups
And some orange very poisonous small mushrooms that disguise themselves as jewelery
Color scheme is bluish/green,white and bright orange
This will be part of my new eldritch Au serie
Eldritch Daeron| Eldritch Dior
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CELEBORN OF DORIATH
Delighted to share one of the two Celeborn commissions I’ve been working on this batch! The commissioner for this one wanted me to show him as young-ish, definitely whilst he was still living in Doriath, and I quote ‘the kind of elf that would make a Noldo princess’ jaw hit the floor’, and I was only too happy to oblige.
Anyway, if I was walking around in Lothlorien and this guy turns up and goes ‘where is Gandalf for I would much like to speak with him’, I would be telling him to hold on for five minutes, before hopping onto ebay and typing in ‘fake beard’, ‘pointy wizard hat’ and ‘morning after pill’.
commission info here: also just a quick announcement that once my remaining August slots fill out, I’ll be closing my queue for new orders until late November or early December, as I’ll be working on a couple of other projects later this year + am also getting m*rried in Sept. which is to say, get in quick if you want your hot elf drawn, etc etc. also another note since a couple of people have asked: if your bank doesn’t let you use kofi just hmu for my paypal.me link, i just don’t publicise it because it has my government name etc.
... and he was eager moreover to discover all that he could concerning Mankind. He it was that first met Men in Beleriand and befriended them; and for this reason he was often called by the Eldar Edennil, 'the Friend of Men'. (Athrabeth Finrod ah Andreth)
(partially inspired by this)

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currently reading the LOTR novels for the first time and i’m convinced gimli spends at least an entire book misinterpreting legolas’s blatant colossal crush on him as just elves being weird as fuck
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
Actually this sounds like a perfectly good explanation that makes the "elvish eyes" question a masterpiece of passive-aggresion
video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.
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A young melanistic leopard in Kali Tiger Reserve, India. Photographed by Mithun Hunugund.

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I can't believe we live in a world where there's an AI company unironically called "Palantir," and it isn't a parody. It's a real thing. I remember seeing a picture of an advertisement on here and thinking, "This HAS to be a joke. This is too on-the-nose to be real. They wouldn't honestly name an AI company Palantir, after the Seeing Stones from Lord of the Rings that are supposed to offer knowledge, but famously also might be feeding you misinformation from evil sources because 'we do not know who else may be watching.'" But then here I am listening to the BBC News discussing why the CEO of Palantir just published a Manifesto that sounds like it was written by a supervillain.
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is... is this what happens in the Silmarillion?
text: I war-crimed my way into this and by Melkor I will war-crime my way out