You know... cookie-wise

If a single other decent person goes before He™ does I'm going feral btw

I find Lindsey Graham kind of fascinating on an anthropological level. He was physically incapable of being principled and honest. Couldn't admit he was gay (his business, sure, but come on). Couldn't stand up to Trump even though he's on record saying Trump would destroy the GOP (he never even deleted that tweet!). Like he was often visibly pained by the cognitive dissonance he forced on himself but he just couldn't stop doing it.

There's a cohort of men (and yes it's been all men) online who are saying that we need to bring back drinking more as a cure to the loneliness/isolation epidemic and it's pissing me off so bad like congrats on never having been around alcoholics I guess...

Know what, I miss the era when public figures had to hold press conferences or send written statements to news outlets to make announcements because I'm tired of seeing people I hate in videos they took of themselves with the phone 3.7 cm from their faces. Get tf away from me

Bozo down, at long fucking last

I think it's time to send Ryan Grim out on an ice floe into polar bear territory, we've seen enough

Senator McDreamy? 👀