The Great Polis of Jago

i think Ulysses is one of the fnv characters that benefits the most in a modern AU. let this dude be an american history professor PLEASE

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

Im probably a bad person but I'm a bad person so idrc about that rn

ugh women are so fucking hot.

i never considered that. maybe i'm a bad - [remembers] i'm a bad person.

love is stored in the unromanceable npc

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.

@jagopolis

Chat do we think that Mr Krabs would be Mr House's fur(?)sona or

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