The Great Polis of Jago

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

coming up with aus for your own ocs is so funny like yeah these are my guys i made up but in a different circumstance. yeah no i also made that circumstance up

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.