retrospective oblivion

Can you believe I threw like 50 pulls at ripresa and got fuckall and two of the Italian man

I wanted the Italian man too don't get me wrong. But where's my Ripresa!!!!

in arknights i do this thing where for some operators i use the jp voice, for some i use the mandarin voice, some i use the cantonese voice, some i use the kr voice, few i use the en voice. i wonder how many people do that as opposed to just sticking to a single dub

God forbid women do anything

the characters are American/AI but the scenarios are so culturally Asian it's so fucking funny. the boy whose seat has been assigned next to yours in class has a stomachache? you bring him to the nurse's and the nurse tells you to get him...chicken noodle soup. you're a member of an uber rich Italian-American mafia family but you're their singular disgraced member...because among your siblings you're the only one without a university degree. etc etc I hate and love it. you were fat before and it's now the school festival time where the school will give you outfits and your bully is going around collecting sizes. you won't fit into a standard size, she says. we need to get your costume customized. I'm a size small, you say. apparently the incredibly obvious fact that you're now a third of your previous weight escaped the notice of everyone except two dudes - one being the chicken noodle soup guy who's secretly a "heir to a wall street fortune" hiding his identity with a mask for some reason. his name is like, Silas or Elias or some shit. I just love Chinese trying to sell me Americanisms

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

the characters are American/AI but the scenarios are so culturally Asian it's so fucking funny. the boy whose seat has been assigned next to yours in class has a stomachache? you bring him to the nurse's and the nurse tells you to get him...chicken noodle soup. you're a member of an uber rich Italian-American mafia family but you're their singular disgraced member...because among your siblings you're the only one without a university degree. etc etc I hate and love it. you were fat before and it's now the school festival time where the school will give you outfits and your bully is going around collecting sizes. you won't fit into a standard size, she says. we need to get your costume customized. I'm a size small, you say. apparently the incredibly obvious fact that you're now a third of your previous weight escaped the notice of everyone except two dudes - one being the chicken noodle soup guy who's secretly a "heir to a wall street fortune" hiding his identity with a mask for some reason. his name is like, Silas or Elias or some shit. I just love Chinese trying to sell me Americanisms