its tv time!

Jester & King

is that jack inanimate

descendants 5 is a horror movie from pink's perspective. like she was barely relevant to the plot but can you imagine being her. imagine you wake up in a lovely supportive magical household and everything seems normal, it's your first day of school and you're going WITH your beloved big sister who you're super close to. you go into her room and she looks at you like she's never seen you before. like she's confused as to why you're in her house. but she doesn't look like she recognizes the house either. in fact, she looks extremely confused at everything normal that's going on. you hand her her favorite hairbow and she tosses it aside like you gave her a pile of shit. and like. okay. maybe the new school is stressing her out more than i thought. she'll probably be fine. and then at school she's still acting different and trying to hang out with the bad news kids and treating the cool kids like they're idiot garbage and you're like. wow ok REALLY bad first day stress. then your mom gets kidnapped and you're like okay we gotta go save her. except your sister tries to leave without you, not to protect you, but because she like, totally forgot you existed. and then this whole rescue mission she's acting like she has no clue what's going on or how things work in your own BACKYARD and looking over you like you're just part of the group of random kids she brought along and talking in secret to this random girl and the son of the guy who kidnapped your mom who you don't trust for obvious reasons but she's really partial to for some reason???