Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Mike Driver
hello vonnie
Keni
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Origami Around

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Janaina Medeiros
Jules of Nature
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Kaledo Art
occasionally subtle

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

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Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me)
This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕
writers and artists everywhere all the time
flat fuck friday
you know what day it is
queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday
another beautiful FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
yet again FLAT FUCK FRIDAY is upon us
While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can
why so teeth

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Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"
The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.
Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them
Or they put you in a dark room and tell you okay, put your face in the round opening to the White Cube and you say okay! And they tell you to look at the dot in the center of this white space and you say, okay! And they hand you a clicker and say, press this when you see a light, don't look away from the center, okay? Okay!
And the Minigame starts. You see big dots of light, you see small dots of light. Sometimes they're right in front of you. Sometimes they're in your peripheral vision. Sometimes you can just barely see them. Remember it is All White in there, and the dots come in odd gaps of time. Maybe there's a burst of them or maybe there's one here and there.
And then you start? seeing things? Your brain says: what if that was a spot and you missed it? Click. Wait was that a light—DON'T LOOK AWAY FROM THE CENTER—click. Was that one? Maybe that? Click, click, click. Are you doing this right??
And then ta-da you're done.
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#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)
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ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.
set construction: $800
cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats
fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts
editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks
update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like
anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.
Well, that made me happy. 😌🎠❄️