Rabid

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m due to descend into madness

mothers are insane they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave

Lads night out, their pretending their not shit faced

they’re waiting their turn :)

why did i put up with shit from teachers playing god in high school. if a college professor tried to stop me from getting up to go to the restroom or get a drink of water i’d literally just say “no”, walk out the door, and go see a movie instead

hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter

Period

kitty litter would be a fucking great invention if it didn't turn the floor of our basement into the fucking sahara desert of poop particle sand because every goddamn time tony uses the litterbox he calmly takes his piss or shit but then when he goes to leave he busts out of there like koolaid man just found a pristine wall to bust through and in the process scatters litter as far as the naked eye can see. acting like he's a fucking olympian athlete about to do the long jump of the century fuckin. hannibal bustin through. i hate his stupid ass