jack!!!

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

u gotta get less misanthropic I'm not kidding

especially now with all the bullshit going on in Kansas, in Texas, in Iran, with Israel and Palestine, this ICE shit, this Epstein shit, it is essential to remember that evil and violence is not the natural state of humanity. this is not what humanity is like. if it was, there would be no reason to be disgusted or fight against it. most people are good and decent, and are victims of this, and by reducing it to a "carte blanche humanity is fucked anyway" you are casting aside the good, decent, loving people with rich inner lives who these cowardly fucks think are disposable

I think more people need to learn the phrase "I don't know enough about that to have a strong opinion" its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie

Everytime a man acts gallantly or otherwise like a sir he is awarded with #GentlemanPoints which can be redeemed for any number of knicknacks like pipe tobacco or top hats or similar gubbins. I myself am saving up for the .45 revolver #TallyHo

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

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