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@jacksonthefuckingcactus

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reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

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the aroace read of ryland grace is so personal and haunting. "you don't even have a dog." was it not enough to love the world for the sake of living in it. was it not enough to live for the thrill of discovery. was it not enough to smile at your students. was it not enough to be afraid.

Presenting: OFF CAMPUS B-sides

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

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stardustpainter

it's always you

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

anyways i don't think we talk enough about the fact that percy was like. genuinely Supposed to Die. like the titan war Great Prophecy was pretty damn clear. "hero's soul cursed blade shall reap. see the world in endless sleep. a single choice shall end his days." etc etc etc. i swear to god death was implied every other word and that boy just??? skirted past it??? he saw a blue string (blue has always been his lucky color, it's an inside joke) get cut by the Fates when he was twelve (they were looking right at him, gee i wonder why). apollo (god of literal prophecy) took one look at him when he was fourteen and the blood drained out of his face. Luke said he'd die at sixteen. Poseidon said he'd probably die at sixteen. Chiron said he'd likely die at sixteen because the prophecy was literally so crazy specific like come on impending death is referenced at least four separate times.

so percy was DEFINITELY intended to die and he DEFINITELY knew that and he was also definitely resigned to it. and to be honest he might have actually died because he had already made his peace with it, he wasn't really looking for a solution at that point, he lowk was going to take the easy way out and just do his best to bring kronos with him

and. i say was going to because. then annabeth chase went "aw hell no", stepped in at the last five seconds, exploited the 1% chance-of-success loophole in the prophecy, saved his life and Olympus and did it all without telling anyone what she was planning and goddamnit everyone bow down to the Queen of Loopholes. convinced her future boyfriend to pull a Leo Valdez in his Death Prophecy of the Year and he didn't even realize it

desultory-suggestions

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

melancholicdreamer666

An endless lists of my OTPS canon and non canon in no particular order. Garrett and Hannah. They won me since the first episode and I'm rooting for them.

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"I got that dog in me"

The dog in question:

percy and his bond with nature spirits :( percy having a soft spot for satyrs :( racing the dryads but the dryads take the time to reassure him and be kind to him when they beat him :( percy remembering seeing the nereids in the waves at montauk, always waving and smiling at him, and then the naiads do the same at camp :( percy being soul bonded to a satyr :( percy being there when pan passed and being given some of his essence :( percy being woken up by his pegasus to come out to sea and help free bessie :( that being a common occurrence because he’s on call with marine life to come out and help with any problems they have :( being being son of the ocean which makes him half nature itself :( PERCY AND HIS BOND WITH NATURE SPIRITS

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.

alexa-santi-author

For the Americans like me, 45 degrees Celsius is about 115 degrees Fahrenheit. India is not normally that hot.

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[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

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resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

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