my mind is a mess

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

hello I am marlin and I am trying to help my son nemo if you could help me I would appreciate that

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

every? day??

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

once i permanently get rid of my headaches then you'll all see

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

i wish you kinder, softer days that put your heart at ease