Jacklyne

I feel like cat Bob Ross needs to be the new furry meme.

THIS IS AMAZING

Oml I love it xD

@juuria u mean ted mosby??

Me in a few photos xD

oh my god how cute tho

COW GIRLFRIENS!!!!!!

T H I S I S S O C U T E

The Google self-driving car should have an “I’m Feeling Lucky” button that drives you to a random location…

First, you are tortured with flames and molten wax while those around you chant a ritualistic song. Then, you are dismembered and consumed piece by piece by your tormentors while they smile and laugh. Being a birthday cake must be terrifying.

Silly rabbit, Trix are generally incompatible with your recommended diet of hay and/or grass with leafy green vegetables, herbs, and safe weeds

I never liked the fact that X-Men would only show the mutants who had useful powers. They never talk about the struggle of the guy who’s right arm is a fully functional horse penis from the elbow down or the woman with the head, neck, and intelligence of a goose.

Pollen is plant sperm. This makes hay fever an STD. Also, no one breathes in pollen willingly, so we are all being raped by trees.

Give a child a sword-shaped stick, and he’ll become a man. Give a man a sword-shaped stick, and he’ll become a child.