My Random Stuff

First off I just want to point out his body language says it all. With Dakota he’s much more comfortable, being friendly, it’s giving Knives out with ADA energy. 

You want to deny that he has no comfort with that troll fake wife, then thats on you , you do you. But the body language is very night and day. He also attended the after party with DAKOTA, and yet he didn’t attend that with Alba ever, for Ghosted, or RED one either time. Nor did he even go into VF at Oscars.

As far as his ‘proposal’ story. It looked mildly rehearsed, not natural, not affectionately told, he’s more loving about dead leaves than he spoke about that. And here’s the red flag, What man practices the phrase he’s going to use to propose with on the person he’s using it for!? No surprise? No romantic set up? No details on where or when or how she reacted? No it’s all Him and his talking about ‘Portuguese’ as if it’s some fetish now. He also stole the concept of learning Portuguese from Love actually the film which is something he’s mentioned enjoying that film before. Look it up it's a plot by Colin Firth's character.

This is the same man who said the worst date ehe ever had was with a woman who couldn’t speak English well. Alba CANNOT speak English well. Sorry but she can’t. Now suddenly we’re having him claim he’s trying to speak her language? When the man couldn’t even detect the Brazilian Portuguese during the red one interview? That isn’t someone who’s been living with a Portugal Portuguese speaking spouse. You’d know the difference. 

Over a week ago, we had a sweep of Press about his Cannes absence. It spoke of his mother’s bday as the excuse for not attending. Lazy and unprofessional. However, it was all family based articles. Now why wouldn’t you talk about someone’s spouse in those? Valid question, considering this girl’s name has been inserted as his ‘wife’ into things that make no sense (Women he never dated 18 years ago for example). Wouldn’t a present day narrative about his family focus and his mother’s big birthday include his partner? You’d think so. 

Then we have the House sale. Nothing in the house articles about sharing the home with his ‘wife’ and splitting their time between x and x locations. Nothing. Just a single/solo man conversing about his home and erasing Concord off the entire history of his living the past decade. Wouldn’t you talk about him since ‘being married’ they are splitting their time between here and here? Another logical topic to talk about someone’s partner. 

Once again though, this girl is inserted only into a topic surrounding a MOVIE. She’s not present at said event and the reporter doesn’t even follow up his proposal story with asking where his ‘wife’ is? Suspicious. 

Look at him during that story, he’s not confident, he’s not proud, he’s not gushing, it’s flat and non emotive. Why wasn’t his supposed fiancé wearing a ring ever after this proposal? Why was he the first actor to never announce an engagement or show a proof of a wedding (when supposedly there was two). And don’t say privacy as your excuse, the privacy definition vanished out the window Feb 2023, and everything that followed. Private is not the same as secret and pushing into “movie promo”. Look at other couples, they don’t do this shit for their films, every single time. A supposed actress who isn’t even in Hollywood wouldn’t be this talked about no matter whom she may have married. 

Looking at the bigger picture here, the narrative really only repeats itself. Notice how it’s never moving forward? It’s the same repeating and regurgitation of things said since 2022/2023. You don’t need to remind people you’re ‘married’ like this every film one of you does. That shows that the relationship is not built on anything real or genuine . It’s transactional. 

The rest of the narrative is implying that this man brought over a young woman to just be his basement partner and not have a LIFE here. Why isn’t she ever seen with Ana Luisa ? (Who is here part time) , What about Amanda? Who lives in LA. What about Mark? What about Nichelle, what about Chris’s family and friends? Why is this girl hidden away like a dark secret? Why is she only ever seen with HER friends in Portugal? 

And with Chris, why don’t we ever see this man with his family anymore? What about the beloved dog? 

Also think about how he behaves around her. There is no affection, no looks, no conversation, no comfort with each other. He doesn’t style her with his own glam team , she’s always in old clothing yet he’s wearing a million bucks. His exes got his glam team, even his friends did. Wouldn’t you think a spouse would be getting your treatment for events they’re attending with you? Not hand me downs and sale racks? They’re a reflection of you. 

Ask yourselves these questions, because none of that makes sense. You’re erasing a narrative from places that it makes sense to discuss a partner and inserting that partner into movie promotion like it’s just a prop and something you don’t care about. 

In conclusion , no it’s not real, nothing about this suggests it is a genuine love story with a foundation with two willing people. It looks like a transactional creepy mail order bride story from Lifetime.