sleepyhead

in a world where sex is better dry lube would be that little air hose thingy the dentist uses to dry your teeth

breaking something by stepping on it is lowkey so embarassing, like damn here comes the deviantart giantess

watermelon slice at a picnic:

i couldn't connect with people i felt like mewtwo

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

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