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LMFAAAAAAO I FUCKING SCREAMED.

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*man at bar*: "hey can I buy you a drink"
*me*: *sasuke voice* "*tch* he doesn't even know how important I am on the unpopular microblogging website"
#To be fair #follow numbers aren't visible #We have no idea how important you are on the unpopular microblogging website either (via @mstopportunity)
...sasuke voice... *tch*
why is it that people who dont play hollow knight are the funniest about it. friend whos been watching me play sent me this headcanon of theirs
where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop
THANK YOU
somebody please explain
Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.
…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle
There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.
In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:
It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.
honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here
You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!
jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!
HANS OH MY GOD
anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit
No, I think you’re missing the real deal here
as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr
To Melinoë.

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Oh boy, it's time for the annual Henchmen Job Fair! Who are you particularly hoping to get an interview with?
Sauron, the Abhorred
The Dark Power
Mairon the Admirable
The Shadow
The Necromancer
Annatar, Lord of Gifts
The Sorcerer
Zigûr, the Wizard
High-smith Artano
The Black Hand
The Nameless
Halbrand, King of the Southlands
So what we have here is an excellent lesson in branding. Most voters figured out pretty fast these are all monikers given at some point to Sauron. So, given that they're all the same person, you'd expect a fairly even distribution, right? With a bit of a curve over the 7th and 8th options because it's human nature to pick an option about 2/3s of the way down the list, all else being equal.
But no! There is a distinct preference for the versions of Sauron with nice names, so much so that "Annatar, Lord of Gifts" easily placed first with 23.4% of the vote, and "Mairon the Admirable" took second with 14.4%.
Now, you might then ask "but what about 'The Necromancer' taking third with 11.7%?" That's called "knowing your audience." There is no judgemental adjective on this epithet, and tumblr is well-known for it's monster-fucking preferences. Thus, being called "The Necromancer" reads positively to the average tumblr user.
What should you take away from this? That the language you use matters. "Oh, but everyone knows what I mean." "It's just a joke; who cares if it's self-deprecating?" "I'll say my art sucks before anyone else says it for me." NO.
When was Sauron his most successful? When he branded himself accordingly. Be like Sauron (in this one specific thing). Talk about yourself and your art positively. It will get you a lot farther than you might think.
Without looking it up, in how many languages can you say 'Thank you'?
1
2-3
4-5
6-7
8-9
10+
Please reblog, I'm curious
Gym leaders and such often have names that match their type which raises the question: which type would you specialise in based only on your name?
I don't care how weird someone is on the bus, if you record them you are a bad person taking advantage of people and if you post it online you are worse. Don't record people in public without their permission, it's basic decency
new tag game: people who don’t have anime profile pics, if you had to pick one rn what would it be

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may i request a rainbow snom for prode month
hey OP could we get individual gifs pls <3
here u go !
29.10.23
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in the club freakin it in a sensitive style
i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate when a monster is loved and that love turns them human I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH. tell that thing that goes bump in the night that you love the way its fangs glimmer in the moonlight and the way its horrible gnarled claws are so gentle with you or GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
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I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"
i'm WHEEZING LMAO

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modders be like: "this here is a beauty pack for female characters!" *presents you with the most terrifying, artstyle-breaking thing in the universe*
BONUS: Because this is my first post that reached 100+ notes I will thank you all with one of the lovely images that inspired this post
i'm sorry.
I don't play Fallout so I had to look up what ED-E looks like:
Blorbo Arena ⚡ Series 2: Round 3
Zagreus Hadesgame
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