jfk’s head just did that

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

sick, again. change of coworkers less than palatable. gotta talk to a surgeon tomorrow. but at least there is always this sweet dumbfuck cat curling up next to me and politely tapping my face for pats even as I am already patting him.

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

I wish we had a fresh wave of stupid black sails arguments. I would have so much fun

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons