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i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

this has michelle obama written all over it

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone had protected his mother.

harry explaining learning about racism and unconscious bias by saying “but my god it doesn’t take very long to become aware of it”…. like thats it……. thats the tweet…… im so goddamn over people being like “i wasn’t raised in a diverse area therefore i dont know how to not be racist” glkfjds literally like take .2 seconds and you will know what racism looks like and how not to do it! 

had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings he said ‘its not covid i picked this mask up off the floor and i think it has cat hair in it’ and then his card declined and he left

mornings are gross and i want no part in them