This is a bisexual David Jacobs household

*grabs tumblr by the face* hey, hey look at me. whatever you do, we are NOT pivoting to "well Hatshepsut COULD be trans because she never said she WASN’T" after we spent years undoing the whole thing where people shoehorn modern gender frameworks into the perception of ancient historical figures whose culture didn't have this framework. we are NOT going to use "don't put words in the ancients' mouths" as an excuse to say "it could still be true because she never said it was false". Hatshepsut - and before her several other female kings like Sobekneferu and Tawosret - only referred to herself with masculine pronouns when she grammatically had to, while she used feminine pronouns everywhere else she could, indicating that she likely didn’t consider herself as anything other than a woman per the ancient Egyptian constructs of such.

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

i literally love jack kelly so much. he's just a guy who loves his friends to the point of self-destruction. and views himself as fundamentally bad because of the choices he's had to make to survive even though he'd never judge somebody else for those same choices. and is full of so much righteous anger and also fear of using said righteous anger to hurt somebody. and he's funny. crucially he's also funny.

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

well sometimes the heart wants what it wants and then the brain has to kill it with hammers