âHow old are Jessie and James?â
alright iâm making a masterpost because iâm so tired. these never get notes. please give this one notes. iâm going to run through every single parroted argument. iâm going to run through every thought anyone engaged in this discourse has ever had. please give me notes. not because i want clout, iâm just so tired. so many of my posts get notes. i would trade them all for this post to get notes.
But I thought they were teenagers? Lots of people have told me theyâre 15/16.
so iâve heard! iâm pleased to tell you exactly where that comes from.
1. this post, for some reason:
i have been on tumblr for 10 years now, and i never saw anyone debating their ages before this post started circulating. as you can tell by the low res memebase screencap, it was screenshotted and reposted all across social media until it became legend.
the ages you see in this bulbapedia screencap were edited. bulbapedia has either omitted their ages entirely, or put them at 25 for reasons weâll discuss at the end of this post.Â
because iâm a petty bitch, i googled the tumblr username of the person who added that bulbapedia screencap, found what their current URL was, and searched team rocketâs names on their blog. hereâs what i discovered.
OP claims it wasnât them who edited the agesâthat they just found it like this. NOT sure i buy that, because I looked into it, and right around the time this post was made (January 8th, 2014) there was a random, unprecedented edit that erroneously put their ages at 15.
this resulted in mods locking the page, because this person was relentless. they would go on team rocketâs pages every day and try to edit the ages back down. again, i canât prove this is the same person, but these edits happened within 24 hours of them adding to that post. this is, in my professional opinion, the biggest shift i ever saw in people talking about team rocketâs ages. but there are other things people bring upâŚ
2. âJessie said she was a teenager!â
she does this sometimes. here are the times she does this.
- In episode 218 of the original series, Plant It Now⌠Diglett Later, the following exchange happens:
This would make Jessie 12. This is a joke. A running gag in the show is younger characters calling Jessie variations on âold lady/old bat/old hag,â and James gets this treatment to a lesser extent. Jessie, however, is incredibly vain and obsessed with youth/beauty, so she often lies to great extent about her age. When Jessie says something like âOh, Iâm 13 years old ;3câ it is meant to carry the same feeling as âArenât I the most gorgeous creature walking this very Earth?â To Jessie, calling her old = calling her ugly. Calling herself young = calling herself beautiful. This trope is common with her particular anime archetypeâit is more of a Japanese thing, so while I understand it being lost on american audiences, it is NOT proof of her age.Â
Right after this, Meowth calls her out on it, asking her where she learned that math, and Jessie angrily threatens him. Itâs a joke.
- In episode 56 of the original series, The Ultimate Test, Jessie is in disguise at a Pokemon League qualification exam. When Ash starts giving her the âshe looks vaguely familiarâ side-eye, she panics and starts muttering information about herself aloud. I will be using the original Japanese line for this one:
This is quoted constantly as proof that Jessie is a teenagerâbut she is blatantly stating false information about herself here because sheâs in disguise and Ash is onto her. This is a false identity sheâs crafted, marked even further by âI work as an idol.â Thatâs an actual profession sheâs talking about, one she doesnât work. Since Japanese Idols werenât widely unknown to westerners at the time of this dub, her dub line is simply âAge: 17. Profession: Diva.â which makes it a little harder to read that sheâs lying about who she is, but she is. The information sheâs stating here is that of an alias. It is not her actual age or profession.
3. You literally just posted a screencap of James saying he should get a driverâs license.Â
Okay, smart guy, thatâs also jokes. The joke isnât that heâs too young to driveâthe joke is that he was a runaway at five years old and had his childhood & all his milestones taken from him because he defected from his abusive family in kindergarten. Also, heâs in the mafia and he just drives his damn balloon everywhere. The joke is that heâs a criminal driving without a license. The joke is breaking the law because heâs James. Its the same as when Jessie will casually say things like âOh, thatâs a good book! Iâve been meaning to shoplift one!â (EP157)
Also, itâs a dub-only line.
âOkay, I guess I see where youâre coming from. But why are you so sure theyâre 25?â
You might notice the Bulbapedia article up there says âas of M02.âł M02 is the fandom shorthand for the second pokemon movie: Pokemon the Movie: 2000. Itâs referring to one scene in particular, one that had its dialogue massively changed in the dub. Here, Jessie and James are addressing Ash & co.:
The subber condensed the point of what James/Kojirou actually says hereâhis sentence when translated literally is more like:
Jessie: Youâre ten years too early.
James: And us, your elders, are five years too late.
this is⌠a very Japanese expression, but because Ash & co. are 10 years old, Jessieâs basically saying âYou really donât need to be thinking this deeply about romance until youâre 20.â and James is saying âAnd weâre past our prime at the tender age of 25âŚâ
Some other times this expression has been used, regrettably, is when older men are perving on the female kids in this showâtheyâll say things like âIâll look forward to you in ten years.â Gross, I know, but the point is itâs a thing people say. 20 is considered the age youâre supposed to settle down and marry. 25, especially for women, is considered the age when youâre âoff the marketââyou missed your window and now no one wants you.
That ties back into Jessieâs thing about youth and beauty and how other characters call her an old lady. What theyâre calling her originally is usually some variation on âoba-san.â This term is so widely used in anime that thereâs a TVTropes page on it. An english equivalent would be rolling your eyes and sarcastically uttering âwhatever, grandmaâ or, if you really want me to one-shot kill you, âok boomer.â
Another derogatory term you hear in Japan for this age is âChristmas Cake.â Simply put: Delicious to a point, but no one wants it after the 25th.
âThat line is still super vague. Their ages could still be ambiguous.â
I regret to inform you that I am very autistic and I have prepared timelines and flowcharts for you.
Allow me to introduce you to The Birth of Mewtwo, an audio drama that released alongside the first movie and was never given an english localization. TBOM (the book of mormon) was about Mewtwoâs Origins that werenât expanded upon in the movie. But, in order to get to the bottom of Mewtwo, the story had to get to the bottom of how Team Rocket got their hands on Mewâs DNAâand that all started with a Class-A Rocket Agent known simply as âMiyamoto.â
if you didnât know, sheâs Jessieâs mom.
TBOM is fully translated and available to listen to in multiple parts on youtube. It opens with Giovanni placing it in the timeline:
Twenty years prior to Pokemon: The First Movie, when this radio drama is said to take place. It then goes into a flashback, where we get to see Jessieâs mom in her pursuit of Mew.
Jessieâs already been born by the time of this flashback, meaning, with 100% certainty, that Jessie is at least 20 years old.
As time passes, Miyamoto stays on her quest to find Mew. Lost in the Andes mountains, she never stops sending reports back to Rocket HQ. Every few years, they trickle back in, detailing her progress. She keeps a picture of Jessie with her, often meandering aloud about what she anticipates Jessie is doingâthe milestones Jessie is hitting, the life Jessie might have that her mom was never able to see. The last report she gives says âThe daughter I left behindâs an old hag by nowâŚâ the word she uses here is, again, âobaââ25 years old and unmarried. Again, this is Jessieâs mom. She might be stranded in the mountains with little concept of time, but itâs clear Jessie is the one thing she never truly loses sight of.
âOkay. That sure is a lot of convincing evidence about Jessie. But Team Rocket has another human person in it youâre ignoring.â
Yeah nah I was prepared for that. I actually couldâve just whipped this out at the beginning but I am feeling incredibly spicy so I wanted to lay the law down and not deal with easy arguments about my special interest tonight. Here ya go!
- In episode 87 of the Sun & Moon anime, Filling the Light With Darkness!, Necrozma places an aura across the Alola Region. This blight makes Alolans lethargic, depressed, and unmotivated. This aura also ONLY affects the adults in Alolaâleaving the burden on the kids & pokemon to figure out whatâs going on. Ash & everyone in his classâincluding some who can be argued as teenagersâare entirely unaffected.Â
âAlright, one last questionâŚwhy should I care?â
Because ever since that tumblr post started circulating, itâs been Stressful as all hell to be a Rocketblogger. I know that we all had a lot of fun watching the pokemon anime when we were kids, and we probably all have a lot of shared and fond memories of it. But, weirdly enough, because of that shared joy⌠Pokeani is the only fandom where people who donât even watch the show anymore will try to explain to members of the fandom what our own lore is. And a lot of the time, they wonât listen to us when we correct them on their misinformation.
The reason this matters is because Rocketbloggers still to this day get called pedophiles & perverts for drawing/writing smutty art of our funny bad people. And when we try to shut them down pulling all this evidence out, people who have seen a handful of episodes of the show but understandably donât have the time to watch 1100 episodes will pull the doth protest too much card. Itâs annoying but more than anything, itâs exhausting.
So this is a masterpost I made with my autistic superpowers. I hope that, in the future, this one gets spread around more than the one claiming them to be kids. And I hope that maybe, if youâre a rocketblogger, when someone comes in your inbox trying to explain your favourite anime to you⌠you can quietly link them to this post and no longer have to rehash all the arguments weâve been rehashing for years.
Thank you for reading. Reblog to save a tired Rocketbloggerâs life.
