i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

"this is fascinating," "this means a lot to me," "this is well-made," "I found this compelling or enjoyable," and "I support the moral or thematic messaging here" are different sentiments with varying degrees of overlap and, sometimes, none at all. if I'm being honest

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

anne and mike once attended a karate tournament to watch grown men beat each other up, which means it's possible that anne and mdawg took a day to watch the eagles train for funsies

If you're not cracking open beers in the alley with me, I have to assume you're cracking open beers in the alley against me

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

good morning to the beaten and the damned only