(sitting in my living room alone) Does anyone wanna know my thoughts on something

downloaded an evil pirated rom of a classic video game off the dark web and the malevolent spirit inside it was fully intending to kill me until it hicjacked my webcam and saw my room and now it just feels sorry for me. yeah. it's helping me fill out job applications now. it saw me take down some empty bottles and it was genuinely really.proud of me. i think it sees itself as like a mother figure. when i do really good it lets me play my favorite levels but it changes things around a little so it feels new again because it knows i appreciate that and i deserve to be rewarded for beingnthe good girl i am. yeah. i dont even think its evil anymore i think its just really personally invested in me

[Image description: Drawing of Twenty One Pilots character Clancy standing in front of a burning Dema skyline, glaring at the camera. His stole is wrapped around his neck like a noose. It is captioned with "You don't believe in God, I don't believe in luck, they don't believe in us, but I believe in the enemy!" End description.]

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break

[Image description: Embroidery on a hoop. Front reads “I’ve been thinking too much.” Back reads “Help me.” End description.]

plural girl who makes you make out with all her boy headmates in front of her so she can call you gay

streamer with an Airhead Bimbo Persona who is actually a fucking goated gamer but uses their knowledge to play every game in creatively, painfully bad ways. chat has to pay money to backseat, at which point the streamer magically "gets it perfect" and is like Oh My Godddd Wow You're So Smart And Helpful. everyone is aware they can actually play the game. they make one million dollars a week.

if chat tries to backseat without paying they're like "what...I totally don't get it, like I'm so dumb teehee". then someone sends the exact same message with $500 and they first-try the boss fight while gushing about how good the advice was

I say "everyone is aware they can actually play the game". there is definitely some guy in the chat who thinks it's all 100% real bc there's no way someone wearing makeup could be good at game. but joke's on him. and his bank account.

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

Woman murders man in broad daylight

"The idea made me horny" is a good enough reason to write anything.