Okay

pussy got me like

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry

what the shit does that mean

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.