hola

i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

#do u want to die in danish or english

*Hamlet sweats nervously*

Does anyone else ever think about how traditional fiction is categorised by plot/setting (romance, crime, thriller, fantasy) but fanfiction is categorised by the emotions it’s meant to give you (hurt/comfort, fluff, angst, smut)?

Never thought of it this way, but that’s fascinatingly true.

#smut: the fifth emotion

^ I misread that as “filth emotion”.

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

the mimes are doing What

feelings ??? CANCELLED

if i ever get another chinchilla i will name him vinny the chin after the former mafia crime boss who once held me as a baby

ok i might not have been directly in the arms of vinny the chin himself now that i think about it but basically what happened is that my mom had been following his trials when it was going on back in the late 90′s and like. she was on this flight that also fuckin happened to be transporting this mob boss to his next trial so like there were a bunch of mafia people on this plane with him and my mother was like “holy shit, it’s vinny the chin” and she literally started?? talking to these mafia guys. and she had to run to the bathroom and for some reason was like “can you watch my kid for me for a second” so my mom left me with the mafia. and she kind of? didn’t think about it? and realized fully what she had done as she was washing her hands so she like runs back out and i was fine. they were playing with me and i was laughing. i think it made the news. anyway that’s the story of how baby me enamored a bunch of mobsters

patio

patio isn’t french

le patio

HAPPY FIRST OF HALLOWEEN BITCHES TIME TO GET SPOOKY

DON'T👏PLAY👏CALL👏OF👏DUTY👏UNLESS👏YOU'RE👏A👏FISH👏

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