Hoh Yeah A Sword!!!

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest

told my 3y/o nephew i was going to take a nap and he said "Ok. we can go on the swing when there's no ice on it. is that a good story?" i think that was his bedtime story for me

We never got the non binary announcement…. Was it the rug pull ?