doubt thou the stars are fire

They tried to cancel Him

But He stays winning

Happy Easter to those that celebrate

what's a king to a god? what's a god to a girl with snacks in her purse?

zendaya is nietzsche

Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.

this goes sailing through my window after making a bad post

This is how pokemon go does regionals

i dont understand why people who know how evil disney is still center their entire personalities and free time on disney content well into their 20s and 30s. like im sorry how do you reconcile these things? where is your backbone? you are pouring your time and money and joy into one of the most stereotypically evil mega corporations in the world.. on purpose. youre allowed to stop, jsyk

for the love of god come on eileen too ra loo ra too ra loo rye aye

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

"oh fuck give it to me baby jesus christ im close dont stop" is such a raw line youd think it came from a shakespeare play but its actually from your mom last night this was funnier in my head at work earlier today

Christ alive I think this joint is laced with marajuana!!

im on my behavior