do transsexual magic

I'll be honest, I've never really felt the same way about The Death of the Author after learning its origins (Barthes was angry over a Balzac story about a chaser, written over a century prior, for referring to a character as a woman instead of a femboy no I'm not making this up)

mutual in laws who have blocked me... you'll make the sunday brunch so awkward and for what

can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.

and by woke I mean aware of racism. the original meaning. don't do stupid bullshit here. woke = aware of racism . ok

we still talk about you

White boy SHOCKS everyone by fragging his commanding officer in perfect Mandarin.

I like how there's no negotiation, no engagement bait. Just a simple declaration of what he intends to do. I respect it

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i keep sending my soldiers to deal with the bandit problem and telling them to march as fast as possible, and my generals keep saying if they march that fast the soldiers wont be able to forage for food and they'll starve and the pace of the march will exhaust them, but i send them off anyway, i want this dealt with. I wonder where all these bandits come from though.

my scheming advisor told me im just converting peasant conscripts into bandits, so i had her executed

bandits formed an army half a million strong marching here to depose me? that can't be right. Have the messenger killed.

my fucking advisors locked me in my room wtf >:(((