About
sam • 19 • any pronouns
central time zone.
provider of bad puns and dad jokes.
occasionally, i write but mostly i’m just gay.
svu writing blog - @samwithnoplan
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I write for:
Criminal Minds (any character)
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(masterlist under keep reading)
styofa doing anything
wallacepolsom

blake kathryn
todays bird
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Stranger Things
Game of Thrones Daily

Janaina Medeiros

JVL

oozey mess

shark vs the universe

JBB: An Artblog!
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$LAYYYTER
ojovivo
Show & Tell

Product Placement
Peter Solarz
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seen from Saudi Arabia

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@j-casper
About
sam • 19 • any pronouns
central time zone.
provider of bad puns and dad jokes.
occasionally, i write but mostly i’m just gay.
svu writing blog - @samwithnoplan
•••
I write for:
Criminal Minds (any character)
•••
(masterlist under keep reading)

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hi guys. sorry i’ve been dead. i have covid-19 (the delta one) and i had to get an infusion today which spiked a fever so ✌️
pass the happy! 🌻🌈 when you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications! 💖 (no pressure if u don't want to tho! 😊)
ahhh!! this is so nice :)
okay, okay, so five things that make me happy:
1. my dog (dogs in general really :))
2. kindness (and when I talk of kindness, I mean when I get to witness the kindness that comes easily and I love witnessing other people be good to another because it shows me that there’s still good in the world, you know?)
3. bees!!! or any little insect (as long as they don’t touch me 😅) + worms!!
4. slightly large jackets + layers of clothing (it just gives me so much gender euphoria!)
5. making others happy (even if it’s one bad pun at a time 😅)
Derek: hey there's a rumour that you're gay..
Emily: rumour?? RUMOUR?? you're telling me people are doubting it?!?!

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TARA LEWIS IN 12x07 “MIRROR IMAGE”
discussing criminal minds with my friend who’s new to the show as if i’m not unhinged and run a whole ass blog about these little fbi agents
Hotch: Ok, one more time. You said you asked the team if they wanted some mac and cheese.
Emily: Yup.
Hotch: They said no.
Emily: Also yup.
Hotch: So you made mac and cheese...
Emily: Go on.
Hotch: And then Derek came down and took a bowl of it, to which you-
Emily: Took my fucking mac and cheese back from that bitch and told him to make his own damn cheesy noodles.
Hotch: But when Spencer asked for some...?
Emily: *throws hands in air*
Emily: What did you expect me to do? Let him STARVE????
my favorite scene in the whole tv history
the only sad thing about this scene being in picture form is that you can’t hear the way Garcia says “Quantico”. Kwan-tee-co.
the best 90 seconds of television ever filmed
This is seriously amazing.
Hello yes 911 I just witnessed a fucking murder
Based on vibes I think Spencer should be a humanities/english dude and not a stem dude……have any of you ever met a stem dude who collects antique novels, decorates his house, goes to obscure arthouse theater events, and memorizes poems from medieval holiday celebrations
Spencer gives off so much Liberal Arts major energy tbh 😭

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(This fic will be short. This fic WILL be short. This fic WILL be SHORT)
Narrator: it was not short
Actually, people are good by nature and you're a fool if you think otherwise.
When you sneeze in public, strangers will say "bless you", even though they don't know you.
When you ask for directions on the street someone will show you the way, even though they have nothing to gain from it.
People squeeze their legs against the chair so you don't have to hop over them on your way to your seat in the theatre, and make funny faces to make babies laugh, and purposefully step on leaves to hear them scrunch, and hold the door open for someone leaving behind them, and ask what floor you're heading to when you enter the elevator, and send others photos of things that reminded them of them, and recommend each other songs, and ask if anyone else wants a coffee because they're getting one, and make videos teaching how to sew a button, and wish on shooting stars, and share fun facts, and listen to others rant about things they don't even understand, and let you cross the street first, and give a bit of their food to others, and laugh at jokes they don't find funny to make you feel good, and listen to kids talk for hours about nonsense, and let you know your keys fell from your pocket, and they may be strangers, but with every little gesture they're saying "I love you, I love you, I love you".
i love those “i know you’re asleep but” texts
Daphne: you know, sometimes I really hate you
Rose: that’s fine, I hate me too
Daphne: wait babe, no
missing my dad pls
@j-casper
sToP bEinG yEehAw and wRiTe mY gAy fIcs
I’m here. I’m queer. I was forced to go camping this weekend so I just got phone signal back. 😭

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fixating on games is like “oh boy! i haven’t played this in months!” and then you end up playing 60+ hours and never touch it again until the cycle starts up again
stArdEw vAlley @j-casper
IKR!!!!