Good Day.

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

All in a gay's work