obnoxious dandy

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

No… not the serum *I start slowly and horribly transforming into an unspoiled wetland*

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

guy who’s forgotten the term shipping voice. I want them to go on a grueling and deadly journey across a glacier together

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

giant isopod is like what if magical creatures were real but just out of your reach. what if there was an animal that was generally really small but we made ONE that was actually the exact size you have dreamed about for it to be a normal house pet. but you both evolved to be unable to survive in each other’s environment. even experts (aquariums) struggle to conduct an environment in which they can survive and thrive, so you may never see one even behind glass. they may as well be unicorns. just one of the many ways life taunts me

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show