obnoxious dandy

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

people who do a PhD are running from something

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

i think we should all (remembers to have hope even in the bleakest situations) keep going (remembers to not have toxic positivity) but if you dont wanna thats ok (remembers that we must endure) or is it

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

No… not the serum *I start slowly and horribly transforming into an unspoiled wetland*

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

guy who’s forgotten the term shipping voice. I want them to go on a grueling and deadly journey across a glacier together