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welcome to my blog i hope you like lesbians

I know some people on my dash that might appreciate this.

@the-lumpfish-queen @kira-serialfaggot @slicedcheesegremlin

@funnier-as-a-system

[Image description: two options. They read: “Delete Memory” and “Block Memory”. / end description]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

love it when people link wikipedia pages instead of explaining the point. The url alone conveys so much disdain and contempt. Here is the information you desire, i found it with ease.

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

they don't tell you this but the stalker girlies are free you don't need to go anywhere you just need to post a picture of outside your house and they'll arrive when your posting schedule implied you'd be asleep. and then you can just pick them up and keep them.

i remember you from my past lives. yeah. terrible lay. also a really boring kill. every single time we met even. wanna find out if the pattern holds

I'd pay extra for an adblocker which didn't just hide the ad, but drew a cat arm reaching down from the top of the screen to cover up the ads

[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

what do you mean my childhood affected me