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"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

Maintaining a diversity of ongoing personal projects is important because it enables you to procrastinate on one by aimlessly tinkering with another, thereby creating the possibility that you'll finish one of them by accident.

Forever thinking about how Mary conceived via the holy spirit, which is a historically feminine entity. Lots of untapped potential for Something here. Not sure what yet

Lesbianism strikes again

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls