watch me destroy my life

Strangling him with our red string of fate

modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum

they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment

odd and off putting girl october

i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

i am actually very normal about everything that has ever happened to me

snivels pathetically... i miss when spotify like song button was a heart.....

“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

you grit your teeth and manage to send an important text. and what happens? the person actually responds. so now you have to brace yourself and do it all over again PLUS you have to bring yourself to read the response first too. it never ends.

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

just heard the most beautiful sentence at work

"a 'hogwart house'? what the hell is that?"

i'm always like "omg that was embarrassing i'll never be delusional about relationships again" but it keeps happening over and over anyway

linear alg is easier to follow than toilet paper math

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void