Welcome To The Flip Side

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

Ghosts: *arguing over whose turn it is to answer the ouija*

That would explain why it takes so long to get answers and why it makes no sense.

Mom said it’s my turn on the planchette

“new spirit board, who dis?”

THIS IS PERFECTION

This still gets me everytime

This is the shit I'm gonna do if I'm a ghost

If I was a robot I’d abuse my self shut-down function way too much… Like scenario I don’t want to be in? Powering down!

“we need to talk” BATTERY LOW

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you

I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.

inconveniencing people even from the grave

At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.

This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form

My best friend wants to have her ashes sprinkled on top of risotto & wants her will to state that whoever eats her ashes can have her estate.

You are so lucky to have this person as a friend

You People Comprehensively Exhaust Me

pour my ashes into a hoola hoop and enter as many competions as you can. my spirit will be with you.

Mix my ashes into that cool black bath bomb and give it to my enemies

If you’re not willing to take a bath in my ashes then what kind of friend are you

*refuses to make eye contact with my problems as they blaze in unholy hellfire right in front of me*

Mansplaining shall now be referred to as Correctile Dysfunction, pass it on

Assert dominance over ghosts by jumping out at yourself from dark corners

Why wait for a poltergeist to cause a ruckus? Slam your own doors. Rattle your own windows. Smash your own favourite plate against the wall. Haunt your own house. You don’t need no weakass spirit. The only supernatural force you need in your life is yourself.

this is so inspiring i’m crying thank you

Have they answered u yet

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!

If you’re reading this, it’s too late. The positive vibes are already coming for you, get ready. You have no choice but to have a good day now.

when you think you have nothing left you still have the moon, sunsets, your favorite music, paper to write on, warm clothes, new starts and your cute self

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet