Lara, Formally

no matter what queer joy persists

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

everyone watching nbc hannibal please remember hannibal lecter is supposed to be an aspirational character to admire and emulate. The point is that he's a protagonist you can relate to and idolise, which is what makes it so good.

honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

oh so temperature play is fun when it’s hot wax but god forbid I try to save us some money

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

“of course this is the bare minimum amount of labor someone must perform to be a human being worthy of being alive! what do you think, rimon?” brother if i told you what i think about this your head would fucking explode.

Like to charge, reblog to cast

You know Jensen, if you want to suck John Winchester’s dick so bad you can call up Jeffery Dean Morgan and make an appointment. Don’t make it my problem

if a post has over 10,000 notes you don’t need to say anything. they already know. whatever you’re going to say op has already heard it

yesbut. if it has over 50k notes. i am not talking to OP. OP has already tuned out. post is public property. I am talking to people on my dash. Sorry OP.

So you’re just going to use eminent domain like that, huh.