Okay.

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

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if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

my friend got hit by a car he still went to school

what a nerd

YERIN!!

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you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

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u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

no some of us are ugly

WATCH IT TILL TO END

I just had a fucking stroke

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

who did this

I am broken as a person and I don’t even care

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears