Pumpkin Writing!

For everyone on this post asking which villains I’m talking about/what kind: this post was written especially about the all villains that you particularly hate, and it was written to spite you, personally.

Uh oh, blorbo from my shows committed a war crime, I guess he’s now a poor little meow meow.

You ever been in a fandom with a big ship that makes you feel like you’re looking at one of those colour blindness tests and you’re failing, like idk what y’all are excited about it but I cannot fucking see it

i could fix him. i could write that his character lives in the end

bro stop incorporating my leitmotif into your battle theme people are gonna think we're gay

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

i’m okay with fictional men becoming unhinged over the loves of their lives actually 

“this is my comfort character” and it’s a character that has been put through hell non-stop 

psa to tv writers: despite what you seem to think, people actually like seeing domestic, committed, in-love couples in stable and healthy long-term relationships 

okay, the whole “silly writers, siblings aren’t supposed to actually like each other” thing was always annoying, but it has now morphed into actual real-life people telling me and my actual real-life sibling that our relationship is weird and creepy because we enjoy spending time together and aren’t constantly at each other’s throats, so if we could all collectively stop pretending that siblings are only capable of being cruel to each other, and that any depiction otherwise is unrealistic, that would be great, thanks

A lot of "siblings hate each other" shit in reality is just being kids. Siblings grow up and stop being kids and develop the ability to be around someone without drop kicking them.

y'all please don’t ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry