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it is unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season
one of the most annoying things is making OCs cause like, iâll develop their character and design but slowly they become their own thing entirely and iâm just holding the scraps of who they were supposed to be and instead theyâre basically running away naked across a field while flipping me the birdÂ
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thereâs something dangerous about the boredom of teenage girls

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Me: I really need to do this thing today.
Me: Yeah okay sure but hold on, hear me out, okay... but what if, okay, what if we do it TOMORROW instead?
Me: Oooh yes.
[me, covered in 20 blankets,] before you ask, yes, i do require all of these,
someone give me a really awesome first name for a holland roden oc. please? pleaaaase?
Rumor, Paisley, Fleur, Aurora, Bristol.. idk idk

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gimme a âmy family hates urs because competition so naturally i hate you and you hate me and wait why are u on the train thatâs going to my boarding school and why are you paired to be my dorm mate and why is puberty making u hot and why are we sneaking around doing really gay things together and why is this hAPPENING FUCKâ au :~)
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
âwhat the fuck is thisâ
âi have anemiaâ
âcan you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body iâm setting up a doctorâs appointment for youâ
âdude really you donât have to just leave what the fuââ
âyou disgust me here take these iron supplementsâ
âwhere did you even get thââ
âshut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin Dâ
âiâm going to check up on you weekly to make sure youâre taking themâ
âthatâs not necessaryâ
âmaybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for youâ
âdo you get this involved with all of your mealsâ
VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess youâd rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED âHOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,â I AM CALLING THE COPS
#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom
The Sun will go down eventually!
chill itâs cos your rare
the entire female population of east asia is rare?
homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed
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The Signs and Sleep
perfect sleepers: cancer, taurus, pisces and gemini
accidently stay up until 4 am: aquarius, libra, leo and capricorn
literally suffering from insomnia since forever: virgo, scorpio, sagittarius and aries

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when I say my music taste is varied I donât think people understand that when my songs are on shuffle it goes from blink-182 to high school musical to a sam smith ballad.
Aries girls: very take charge and hands-on in relationships, and is prone to being a little bit childish at times. aggressive and hot headed. Aries love competition and may challenge you without meaning to. try to keep her calm
Taurus girls: total home bodies. if you love staying in and being cozy, you'll love her. she's hard headed, but also very protective of you and super compassionate. wants that cheesy wine and roses romantic comedy love but will never admit it (to you or to herself, even)
Gemini girls: she's charming and witty, and is not afraid to out talk you. she may be a little careless with her words sometimes, which might be scary if you're fragile. she is so friendly that she sometimes can't tell when people are interested in her. verbal communication is key here
Cancer girls: it might take them a while to invite you over as they are very protective of their retreat space. you being welcomed into their home is a sign of the utmost trust. they will love you and baby you endlessly, and wear their heart on their sleeve at all time. hospitable and affectionate. needs your emotional support
Leo girls: a handful to most. theatric and sure of herself, at least on the outside. often retreats from the outside world to lick her wounds in private. prideful, loyal, a bit vain, but endlessly loving. protective of her often fragile heart, and easily jaded in love. once you have her, you have her.
Virgo girl: they really can seem cold on the outside, but they're just unapologetically honest. past that factual and straightforward shell is a nurturer and caregiver to the downtrodden, the organizer, the listening therapist. she will go to war for you, as long as you're there to soothe her paranoid episodes and reassure her capability.
Libra girl: you will know when she likes you because she doesn't understand how to hide her feelings. she falls in love hard, easily and often, and so sometimes can confuse her infatuations with the real thing. indecisive, casual, non-pretentious. she wants everything in this relationship to be even stevens, a 50/50 split of time and effort
Scorpio girl: I hope you are not jealous because everyone wants her. I mean everyone! very few people can resist her innate sexual allure or her entrancing, hypnotic personality. she is everyone's fantasy, and if you're lucky enough to have her, she will protect you and encourage you with an intense and passionate love that seems to know no limits. there's no tricking this one. she always knows your next move
Sagittarius girls: timid and shy in her way, she is a Cupid in and of herself. she seems to know exactly how to help her friends get good relationships and gives great advice on that front, but is a little unlucky in love herself at times. fall for friends often. can feel left behind by love but always has hope. she needs your support and encouragement, and she will return that gift 10 fold
Capricorn girls: funny, silly and chipper. there is always a silver lining with her and if anything she's always the first to jump to correct her own mistakes. a person of simple pleasures. a supportive and loving partner who is often snubbed or walked over by those who take her for granted. a secure and compassionate love.
Aquarius girls: love you unconditionally, but loves everyone else the same way! don't get jealous when you see her spreading compassion. instead, encourage her capacity to see the oneness of the world. may be a little egotistical and may have a bit of a god complex. if you like a partner to take the reigns and dictate, she's for you.
Pisces girls: shy, shy, shy, resistant, and shy. you need to make the first move with this one. she's sweet and caring and puts everyone before her self, including you. this may lead into the realm of the unhealthy, or lead to her victimizing herself unnecessarily. she is always a little worried and insecure. she knows you better than you do, but she's great at playing dumb. don't be fooled