#important shit

Want to watch a new movie? Pay a bajillion dollars to go see it at the cinema! Can’t afford or physically go to a cinema? Pay a bajillion dollars for 5 different streaming services all WITH ads!

Want to go see a play or musical? FLY TO NEW YORK CITY! Can’t do that? Either pay for a streaming service on the rare occasion that its record. It’s not? Cry.

Want to see a sports game? Pay a bajillion dollars to see it live. Can’t do that? Buy five different streaming services that sometimes don’t even show the games!

Want to read a book? Go buy it!

IMPORTANT STUFF FOR PLEASANT COHABITATION

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⤿ asks/rambling: #post

⤿ my ORV analysis stuff, opinions, talking abt characterization things the fandom likes to ignore: #yappost #orv meta

⤿ my art: #art

⤿ stuff I attempt to write: #my fic

⤿ character concept doodles AKA #ORV designs

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Media Source/Credit: Joel Erdmann

"Wait...you bribe the staff to treat you well?"

"What? No, it's how people get paid—"

"But...don't their bosses pay them for their work?"

"Well, it's complicated, they're...uh...legally allowed to be paid less, and then they have to make up the difference with tips."

"What? Why don't their bosses have to pay them properly? What if the customers don't want to tip? Do they just...not get paid?"

"Well, um, the theory is that it makes them do a better job if—"

"You BLACKMAIL them into treating you well??"

https://x.com/GovPritzker/status/1958710295066497030?t=KeRCdCTdIqrGOg6Cp_KB2Q&s=19

John and the team really are doing the lord's work here. They're even auctioning off show artifacts like his cabbage wife, the giant Reese's mug, Russell Crowe's jock strap, and all the US wax presidents they have to raise money to donate to public media and broadcasting.

And here's the links to LWT's auction site as well as to Adopt A Station, where you can donate to your local station as well as a list of at-risk stations

Because I'm poor and desperate, do any of you have to recommend me a site to watch online movies WITHOUT lagging and you know... ACTUALLY WORKING???