Dark Ngozi show us canon dexnursey

always swamped by work these days but hey

saw this screenshot quote from Ngozi on my dash awhile back and it made me laugh, so it’s tonight’s kissing practice prompt

I am currently unable to work, cook or do much due to covid symptoms- I managed to scrape together enough money to pay for the first round of swab tests for my parents, but I'm humbly asking for financial help so as I can have something to fall back on for wiggle room, for medical bills and food, as none of us can cook or leave the house and we have all exhausted our food supply, or just for emergencies in general; I think I am on my 11th day of having covid. The first round of swab tests cost 15,000 plus pesos. Thank you so much for all the help,

“At the advice of my attorney I will be drinking mimosas before 10am.”

“At the advice of my attorney I will be taking another shot.”

“At the advice of my attorney I will be making fourth of july picnic guests uncomfortable with open displays of homosexuality.”

“At the advice of my attorney I will be climbing this tree while drunk.”

When reporters ask Jack stupid questions he starts responding with:

when shitty was naked on his bed 3 feet away: he was bi

when he jumped over a snowbank to ask bitty to coffee: he was bi

when he went to winter screw with camilla and according to bitty was "not a terrible dancer": he was bi (and so was camilla)

when holster assumed he was always with a girl in his room and shitty assumed he had a secret gf: he was bi