Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

u ever go into a publix that’s not “your publix” and just stand there scared and confused?

why are florida ppl so fuking weird

guys. neil shubin is the person who discovered the tiktaalik. neil shubin, actual paleontologist, discoverer of the evolutionary link between land and sea, tweeted about a minecraft mod that has his discovery in it. 

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

despite everything…

Well I fucking am now aren’t I

Whoredak

no I’m not elderly I’m just a lesbian

why must I work for money? is it not enough to sit quietly in my pajamas, writing fic, deranged ?

for those nights when you cant stop thinking about her……….

Who?